[green, satisfied] I cooked enough food for two meals
[floating brain] I’m the logic part of your brain, eat half and keep the other half for later
[floating Marx head] I’m the Karl Marx part of your brain, share that meal with someone
[floating Garfield head] I’m the Garfield part of your brain, shove that shit down your mouth until you feel ill, then keep going
[green stares neutrally]
[green then has a deranged smile]
[green proceeds to shove the entire plate of food down their mouth]
[brain facepalms]
[Marx facepalms]
[Garfield is elongated]
I have never connected to my inner garfield before, but maybe I should give him a chance. Surely it would give me the chance to ramp up my lasagna consumption.