no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoHostile architecture media.piefed.worldimagemessage-square60linkfedilinkarrow-up11.4Karrow-down16
arrow-up11.39Karrow-down1imageHostile architecture media.piefed.worldno banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square60linkfedilink
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·2 months agoBut not two disabled people. Alas, this bench discriminates.
minus-squareFinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 months agoThree wheelchair users could give double-handjobs to two seated men. So the bench design still has you beat. It’s IMPECCABLE (im-pecker-ble), no slander that you level at this piece of ingenious public infrastructure will ever stick.
minus-squareOneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI can’t cum unless I have six different wheelchair users jerking me off and fingering my various holes. Still not accessible.
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoUnless it’s the wheelchair user dual wielding.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoINSTALL THE PIT OF GENDER NEUTRAL HANDJOBS!
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoMaybe it’s intended to let a homeless person give two handjobs at once. Did you ever think of that?
minus-squareFinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoI see the vision now… “give a man a handjob and he’ll still be homeless. Give a man a station to perform handjobs in the park and he might be able to earn a place to sleep if he’s good enough at it”
minus-squareHertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoBro that’s so ableist, getting jerked off by two people with Parkinson’s is a thing. We call it double foxing.
But not two disabled people. Alas, this bench discriminates.
Three wheelchair users could give double-handjobs to two seated men.
So the bench design still has you beat.
It’s IMPECCABLE (im-pecker-ble), no slander that you level at this piece of ingenious public infrastructure will ever stick.
I can’t cum unless I have six different wheelchair users jerking me off and fingering my various holes. Still not accessible.
Unless it’s the wheelchair user dual wielding.
INSTALL THE PIT OF GENDER NEUTRAL HANDJOBS!
Mentally disabled, or physically?
Maybe it’s intended to let a homeless person give two handjobs at once. Did you ever think of that?
I see the vision now… “give a man a handjob and he’ll still be homeless. Give a man a station to perform handjobs in the park and he might be able to earn a place to sleep if he’s good enough at it”
Bro that’s so ableist, getting jerked off by two people with Parkinson’s is a thing.
We call it double foxing.