The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months agoWow, futuristic. media.piefed.worldimagemessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1677arrow-down13
arrow-up1674arrow-down1imageWow, futuristic. media.piefed.worldThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square31linkfedilink
minus-squareIrateAnteater@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up28·3 months agoNah, the trick is to write $20 on it. Then someone will steal it and your problem is completely gone.
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoSome guy in a 1995 Hilux feels it touch the asphalt like he’s a fucking Nazgul, and is pulling the metal out of it before you’ve shut your front door.
Nah, the trick is to write $20 on it. Then someone will steal it and your problem is completely gone.
Some guy in a 1995 Hilux feels it touch the asphalt like he’s a fucking Nazgul, and is pulling the metal out of it before you’ve shut your front door.
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