You should crosspost this to a boomer humor community, I’m sure they’d love it.
Right there with standing outside during a cold snap spraying aerosols in the air hoping for global warming.
Essentially the plot of Sausage Party.
great movie. ending was insane though
Lemmy users thinking they’re better than redditors but upvoting this
The most boring take, ugh.
Here’s an actually funny joke on the topic from Mitch Hedberg:
- I’m not a vegetarian because I like animals. I just really hate plants.
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Fun of veganism? O tempora o mores! Gods are beyond any criticism!
I must have skipped this day in biology class
Well I thought it was funny :(
It is funny. It’s the vegans who are sad fucks unable to take a joke.
It might have been funny 10,000 years ago when it was first told. Now it’s just something your fox news watching uncle says to your hippy cousin every Thanksgiving with a smug grin on his face.
Vegans were around 10,000 years ago? Oh, you mean cows and sheep.
I dunno, its just the same joke Sausage Party made?
I don’t engage in sausage feasts so I don’t know. I am sure you do, though.
Butchering animals isn’t cruel. We avoid them suffering as much as possible when doing so.
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factory farms
We don’t have that around here.
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Do we really have to explain to you killing is bad?
I killed this cow because it was killing your food. You will thank me later.
We kill them quickly but it’s mostly all bad in terms of what comes before and throughout the animals life. I still eat bacon and all, but no need to sugarcoat it.
We don’t try to avoid much of any suffering tbh. Even the fast and painless death is just so they don’t damage the equipment or the meat.





