That face says, “I know it’s a stupid hat, but I’m rich. Whatchagonnadoaboutit?”
I’m getting an “owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome” vibe
I can’t tell if that’s the legit size of the hat, or, while still comically large… It’s been “enhanced” for extra humour (like kirks small face edits).
Like the internal rim that should sit on her head looks too wide to r free sitting on her head the way it is
Fleshlights are easier to clean after.
Not necessarily, have you ever tried to eat a fleshlight? Doesn’t work. Have you ever tried to eat a rotisserie chicken? Delicious. Who cares if it’s filled with the cum of my past 6 ejaculations. Plus you can make some tasty broth with the bones after.
Oh and one more thing, why is a rotisserie chicken ten dollars at the grocery store but the raw uncooked ones are like 14 dollars? Is the discount because I’ve already ejaculated into it 6 times before I even bought it? What a deal!
That’s all well and good until you lose all sense of moderation and overload on rotisserie fuckeating until you can’t walk past the Costco meat section without getting an uncontrollable erection.
ಠ_ಠ
You can clean them?!?
Nice humblebrag affording the cinema, chicken and a nice hat. Oooooo so fancy. La di da.
Rotisserie chickens are pretty cheap, the hat might be thrifted, and the movie might be a matinee
Imma pretend its all stolen.
She looks baked.
Little known fact, her head fills that entire hat. And it’s transparent.
It’s funny. It’s a big hat.
Yeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.
Yeah gimme ape tits for, aaaahh, 9000.
is this the virtual insanity i keep hearing of
Future is made of it, after all.
One of my favorite music videos.
When you look hot enough to wear whatever
Diese dämlichen Promis gehen mir so auf den Sack mit ihrer albernen Selbstdarstellung

Wow this meme is 12 years old but was originally Pharrell. I didn’t realize fashion was repeating that quickly these days.
She’s smuggling Tom Holland.

I spy a Shiva Lingam with a Yoni base.
What the hell is this? Some chick making fun of hardcore jews?
Do you think a group can claim a monopoly on large hats because you are a supremacist, or some other reason?
What?
You declare a group gets a monopoly on large hats, so evidently you’re a supremacist. Playing dumb does not absolve you.
I declared the group had a monopoly… I made a joke. Cheer up, mate!
“If I’m winning, you are wrong. If I’m losing, it’s just a joke” you are what we call a narcissist
It’s time to realize I’m waisting time with some random idiot on the internet.









