Me (13 years old at the time): Dad, Mom’s cheating on you. I saw her making out with this man.

Dad: Listen here, princess. The guy’s filthy rich, and when you have money, it’s normal to have a hot mistress like your mom.

Me: But aren’t you jealous?

Dad: laughs

I was flabbergasted, lmao.

  • halcyoncmdr@piefed.socialEnglish
    801·
    14 天前

    That doesn’t sound like cheating, that’s more like an open relationship. He knew about it and didn’t care.

    • YappyMonotheist@lemmy.world
      37·
      14 天前

      The financial incentive makes it closer to pimping than swinging, at least potentially. Idk if the possibility the dad was getting something out of it besides, I guess, sexual pleasure stemming from cuckoldry makes it better or worse…

    • Yprum@lemmy.world
      3·
      13 天前

      I can understand how a 13 yo OP thought it was cheating though. They haven’t said they think it is cheating nowadays :)