A 58-year-old Arlington man has been found guilty of intentionally striking a bicyclist near Long Bridge Park, but he probably won't serve time for it. Samuel Thernstrom was found guilty of two misdemeanors on Tuesday: assault and battery and property damage under $1,000. He faced up to a year in jail but received only a
I didn’t intend to kill him. I just recklessly shot him fifteen times.
I didn’t expect the bullets to kill him, just thought I’d teach him a lesson.
Have you seen how many shots it takes to kill enemies in video games? I was just trying to make him uncomfortable! I didn’t even aim for the head!