• Fishnoodle@lemmy.world
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      20 days ago

      That’s what they want. Instead, Seize their assets, and give them a plea deal where they can only reside in a place they can afford, and put them on work release in a fast food drive thru, garnish 50% of their wages until they pay all the back taxes they owe, and audit them monthly. Give them the slavery they wish to impose upon you.

      If they don’t accept the plea deal, hold them without bail until trial

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          20 days ago

          Now I am left wondering if blacking out and lacking blood flow to the organs would be worse or better than suffocation. Yay, morbid thought exercise…

        • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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          8 days ago

          That wasn’t actually a more painful method. It was literally done as a mercy since you’d die faster, rather than the slow lingering death that might last days.

          (The length is closer to a handful of hours, rather than the handful of days normally. Remember, they were going to break their legs to kill them so people could go home before the sabbath kicked in. It was surprising that Jesus had already died.)

    • danekrae@lemmy.world
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      20 days ago

      We should literally crucify these fucks.

      Rest of the world is hearing: “but we’re going to let them do it”.