
Gas station down the street.
Is the rest of the world supposed to feel sorry for Americans because they have to pay about half as much as everyone else for gas, because y’all collectively decided to elect a warmongering rapist mango who’s demanding a peace prize for starting a number of wars to distract from the fact he’s being forced to release files that confirm he’s been raping children (and potentially murdering them too)? After the clusterfuck his first term was, y’all really went “but at least he’s not a brown woman”, and claimed because Kamala didn’t actively stand up against the Israeli genocide, Trump was the better choice. Sorry, can’t say I feel sorry when literally everyone, even the blind-deaf-mute beggar on the corner, saw this shit coming.
He’s good at making shady dealings and being a mob. Lying is his second nature.
For us non americans, what is the number you had prior to start bombing schools in Iran?
About half that
Oof… that is going to hit pretty hard
You know it’s a special night when you smell diesel.
I like money
This burns the skin
Splash on some 100LL. Eau de Boomer Brain


