I know it’s weird but that little bit of promo swag had been on my keychain across 4 cars and now my keys are weirdly light. It makes me kind of sad.
Edit: I knew y’all would understand. I’m going to try the epoxy idea on my next day off. Your responses have turned a crummy day into a great one.


A clamp and some E600 epoxy will make that good as new. Don’t give up hope yet, OP.
My thought too. No point welding something so simple. Epoxy and it’ll be solid another 16 years.