Chris has not seen a 32 month old toddler in his life.
Am I the only one who thought Kris was a lady uptil now? Maybe I was just projecting because I liked the cutesier style of these ones lol
As a proud owner of a 23 month old toddler, I can confirm that even my specimen is larger than that, and I could not dream to achieve that kind of velocity.
Month’s what?
She said she likes math not grammar!
She had it coming. If you use months after 1 year, prepare to get slammed.
Pff, doesn’t even use SI units.
That is speed
How would you frame a sentence here for velocity then?
16.4 MPH in that direction?
I find the absurdity of the joke would be better if the mother asked, “In which direction?”
To explain this joke: velocity is a vector quantity, so it has a magnitude (speed) and a direction, which mom failed to indicate, shame on her.
Months*
NOT LIKE THAT
Oh man, that caught me so offguard it made me do one of those sudden “neighbor jumpscare” type cackling laughs I’m sure was heard next door lol






