Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agowet snapping soundmedia.piefed.socialimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1156arrow-down119
arrow-up1137arrow-down1imagewet snapping soundmedia.piefed.socialTundra_Lifeform@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square32linkfedilink
minus-squaremtpender@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·17 days ago“Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough, right up until a wizard casts [MEND BUTT-CRACK]!”
minus-squaremtpender@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·17 days ago“HA! Try shitting out of there, Smooth Arse!”
minus-squareBaŝto@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·17 days agoCan’t you just drill a new one?
minus-squareGreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·17 days agoWell, Actually: Yes, the result of the Mend Buttcrack spell would be an acquired anorectal malformation, for which there are several surgical repairs. I don’t think those account for loose angry wizards though, so long-term effects may be uncertain.
minus-squareScratch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 days agoReaction: Counterspell Action: I Cast… Incurable BO!
“Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough, right up until a wizard casts [MEND BUTT-CRACK]!”
You rapscallion!
“HA! Try shitting out of there, Smooth Arse!”
Can’t you just drill a new one?
Well, Actually:
Yes, the result of the Mend Buttcrack spell would be an acquired anorectal malformation, for which there are several surgical repairs. I don’t think those account for loose angry wizards though, so long-term effects may be uncertain.
Reaction: Counterspell
Action: I Cast… Incurable BO!