The kids are alright.
The sooner they learn to fuck the system, the better
They may not know how to work computers, but they know the old ways around parental security. Its the small steps that make the race
Two kids in a trenchcoat is back in fashion!
The first time I installed a keylogger was to snipe my dad’s AOL password so I could turn off parental controls on my account.
Put any problem between teenagers and porn and they will solve it in an efficient and repeatable way.
I love these bills because it’s gonna create a second generation of hackers.

Porn stache
Did anyone expect children to give up just because some senile psyco-moralist said so?
Yes, the senile psycho-moralists making these dumbass laws
It certainly never stopped me from pirating music back in middle school
Well that’s against the rules!
In his ordo est ordinem non servare
I remember back when age verification meant Leisure Suit Larry asking me about Watergate.
Of course they are. Do the age verification pushers not remember being children?
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This is why my wife says I can’t shave my beard.
Fake mustaches 🤣
This is just the most ridiculous mockery of how terrible this legislation is.
What’s this box of fake mustaches and bowler hats under your bed?
“Uhhhh…I’m just really into….Victorian England?”not bad, I’ll keep myself a fake stache around just in case








