You got me in the first half, ngl
But either way, comparing absolute numbers can be misleading. How many monkeys live on this planet and how many bananas? Think about it.
That’s a good point! I also want to know how they calculated that humans ate only 6 monkeys in 2025…
This is deeper than it might seem!
Many thousands of monkeys are eaten each year in Bush meat
I bet we ate more than 6 though.
yeah, maybe 6 endangered great apes that are highly watched
Monkeys? I bet AT LEAST millions, they are common bushmeat.
74 million bananas a year also seems like hardly any. I’m pretty sure my kids ate a sizable portion of that number.
Yeah. There are places where monkey meat is common. Some places eat the brains, too.
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No way, every human eats like 3 monkeys while they’re asleep at night. The monkeys are chasing the spiders that we eat.
picture reminds me of this
DISGUSTING, THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE CANNIBALISM
IT’D BE LIKE ME EATING BAUTISTA
OR AN AMERICAN SHORTHAIR
I’M GOING TO VOMIT, CARL
is this a niche reference im not getting
Is it actually good, or do people find it ironically funny?
OBVIOUSLY ITS GREAT, I’M THE MAIN CHARACTER
(jokes aside, DCC is genuinely one of the best series I’ve read in a very long time.
The premise is super dark. 99.99% of the world’s population is dead by chapter 1, and the rest are forced to battle it out in a “world dungeon game show” for the universe’s entertainment. And the whole dungeon is run by a sadistic AI that turns up the crazy to 11 for views.
It’s funny, and the humor gives way for the emotional gut punches to hit harder.
In terms of literary value, it’s got some political commentary, and makes some incredibly based statements about the late stage capitalist hellscape we live in, but they’re pretty obvious and not any kind of deep symbolism.
It’s a popcorn action movie about a guy in his underwear and his ex girlfriend’s cat. It’s great.)
Not on m…God dammit Donut…
God damn it, Donut.
*Only six that we know of. Also 6 sounds like a lowball number, given the fact there are cultures that are known to consume unconventional animals as delicacies. And the bored rich who will dish out ungodly amount of money for stupid shit, just for the sake of exclusivity.
I can’t imagine it’s considered unconventional in places where monkeys are prevalent. Perhaps in city’s and such but rural folks with access to a large population likely wouldn’t give a rats ass what people outside their communities expect
Seventy million bananas for 8 billion people is ridiculously low, too.
Who tf is surveiling the monkeys??
That’s a lot of radiation that humans collectively ate
No way we ate only 6 monkeys. Have you been to china?
China is communism and we all know that noone eats unders communism
