Buage_@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 days agoTitlemedia.piefed.socialimagemessage-square123linkfedilinkarrow-up1744arrow-down110
arrow-up1734arrow-down1imageTitlemedia.piefed.socialBuage_@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square123linkfedilink
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 days agoA lot of this question really hinges around one question. What do I have to tell the government? Do I get this as a prize? A gift? An inheritance? Income? Magical Genie appearance? Do I have to launder it? Am I going to get audited?
minus-squareChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoIt’s a lot harder to explain bundles of cash. Remove any identifying marking on the gold and claim it as marine salvage.
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoExcept I dont own a boat, scuba gear and cant provide a lick of evidence that its marine salvage if even the most basic question is asked. Its a lot easier to gradually introduce cash into my life without generating a paper trail.
minus-squareChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoSo rent a boat and scuba gear and putter around the coast of Florida for a few days. Buying groceries with cash is nice and all, but you will never put a dent in that much money doing it that way.
minus-squareZexks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoLol what your local kroger doesnt take gold bullion for milk.
A lot of this question really hinges around one question. What do I have to tell the government?
Do I get this as a prize? A gift? An inheritance? Income? Magical Genie appearance? Do I have to launder it? Am I going to get audited?
It’s a lot harder to explain bundles of cash. Remove any identifying marking on the gold and claim it as marine salvage.
Except I dont own a boat, scuba gear and cant provide a lick of evidence that its marine salvage if even the most basic question is asked.
Its a lot easier to gradually introduce cash into my life without generating a paper trail.
So rent a boat and scuba gear and putter around the coast of Florida for a few days.
Buying groceries with cash is nice and all, but you will never put a dent in that much money doing it that way.
Lol what your local kroger doesnt take gold bullion for milk.