• ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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    9 days ago
    1. Buy stock when it’s valued at $1.75 trillion
    2. Elon says on twitter he thinks it will be worth $3 trillion soon
    3. Some idiots buy stock, price goes up
    4. You sell
    5. Profit

    You can keep doing this as long as there’s a bigger idiot down the line. If you’re still holding the stock when it collapses you’re the biggest idiot and you lose.