• Brem@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Clears throat

    We gather here today on the 250th anniversary of “Cakeday”

    …As some of you may have read in the history pads, “cake day” was a day on which signaled the end of “The Trumpish Cuckholding of The Empty Minds & Weak Voiced”.

    It was the day a piece of human shit choked on cake/ a day of remorse for Karen & Kid Rock.

    The following days were brutal. Lots of slack-jawed pound folks riding on lawnmowers with commemorative plates & cups & flags. xxxl T-shirts were sold in record numbers. The water smelled like cholesterol.

    Somehow, the brass lamp remained.

    My brass lamp.

    A lamp full of stories.

    For more, please throw coin on ground.