Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoI am fully optimized. AMAmessage-squaremessage-square59linkfedilinkarrow-up180arrow-down14
arrow-up176arrow-down1message-squareI am fully optimized. AMASentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square59linkfedilink
minus-square0ops@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoThis is lyrics to a King Missile song, right?
minus-squareSentient Loom@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 days agoMy evening routine consists largely in cleaning my detachable penis and running it through a series of unit tests.
minus-squareInfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoTell me more about this detachable penis of yours. Where would one… acquire such a tool?
minus-squareSentient Loom@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoIf you already have one, simply detach it. If you don’t have one, simply find a male and ask him to attach his penis to your vagina.
This is lyrics to a King Missile song, right?
My evening routine consists largely in cleaning my detachable penis and running it through a series of unit tests.
Tell me more about this detachable penis of yours. Where would one… acquire such a tool?
If you already have one, simply detach it. If you don’t have one, simply find a male and ask him to attach his penis to your vagina.