• Justifier@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    The blower built into the bidet

    The better question is what are you checking to make sure it’s all clean with

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      5 days ago

      My bidet is powerful enough that it gives you a mild enema if you get it just right. I don’t need to check.

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        3 days ago

        So does mine but I still check with at least one wipe every time, occasionally I need to hit it again

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        4 days ago

        I have yet to use a bidet that can fully clean the chocolate concrete from my craggy asshole

        Yes I eat too many fatty foods, no I will not be taking questions

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      4 days ago

      Idk, I can get behind (more like over) a bidet, but a butt blower seems unsanitary and stinky.