While everyone else is worried about “work-life balance,” I chose work-work balance.
I wake up at 3:47 AM.
Ice bath.
Meditation.
Read 400 pages of billionaire biographies.
Reply “Great point!” to 73 executive posts.
Commute 90 minutes just to prove my commitment.
By 8:00 AM I’ve already delivered more value than most people do in a week.
People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.
The answer is simple:
I don’t ask what my company can do for me.
I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.
Lunch is for people without ambition.
Weekends are a mindset.
My family understands that EBITDA comes first.
A lot of people say this sounds unhealthy.
Those people are employees.
I’m an asset.
My goal isn’t just to go above and beyond.
I spend 12 hours a day literally sucking my boss’s cock, because if you’re not willing to become a full-time sycophant in pursuit of a 2.3% annual raise, do you even want to succeed?
It’s called cuckmaxxing. If you’re not cuckmaxxing, are you even trying?
LinkedIn changed my life.
While everyone else is worried about “work-life balance,” I chose work-work balance.
I wake up at 3:47 AM.
Ice bath.
Meditation.
Read 400 pages of billionaire biographies.
Reply “Great point!” to 73 executive posts.
Commute 90 minutes just to prove my commitment.
By 8:00 AM I’ve already delivered more value than most people do in a week.
People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.
The answer is simple: I don’t ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.
Lunch is for people without ambition. Weekends are a mindset. My family understands that EBITDA comes first.
A lot of people say this sounds unhealthy.
Those people are employees.
I’m an asset.
My goal isn’t just to go above and beyond.
I spend 12 hours a day literally sucking my boss’s cock, because if you’re not willing to become a full-time sycophant in pursuit of a 2.3% annual raise, do you even want to succeed?
.#Grindset #Leadership #Hustle #Synergy #ThoughtLeadership #1CorporateCocksucker #PleaseNoticeMe
Don’t forget the part where they casually drop that their dad owns the company as if it has nothing to do with anything.
And their mom works in HR
Doesn’t change the 12-hour-cock-suck
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There needs to be a word for this kind of writing. The rhythm of it is so strangely unique to these LinkedIn freaks