• popemichael@lemmy.world
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    3 years ago

    I almost dated a conservative but covid saved me.

    The moment it hit, her conservative powers went omega level and I was able to dodge a bullet by wanting to vaccinate early

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      3 years ago

      Well, just you wait. You be dead by CHRISTmas 2021. That wat you get to.

      Either you be dead or you be turned too zombie to be controlled by Fow-chi Chinese army.

      This hole thing poplation control. Wat wuflu dont kill, vaxine will. Or zombie like I said.

      Mark my world. Ded by CHRISTmas 2021. Mark my world

      Soros. Hoosane Obama. Fow-chi. Biden. CNN. That ur god.

      She dodge the bullet.

      :p

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        3 years ago

        Mark my world got me. I’m picturing her squatting near some building to mark it as hers.

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        3 years ago

        The really funny part was she was pretty normal until MAGA and the alt right radicalized her via lies

        She turned into that shockingly quickly

        My best guess is that something was wrong with her that she hid deep inside until it was let out