WASHINGTON—In a heartwarming and touching end to the story of two soulmates, sources confirmed Thursday that President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump died two minutes apart holding hands. “Only minutes before their deaths, they requested that their hospital beds be pushed together—it’s like they knew what…
  • sincle354@kbin.social
    241·
    5 months ago

    Putin shared a tearful memory of the times they shared on the website formerly known as Twitter, just minutes before he was found dead after exiting a window fifteen stories high.

    • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works
      3·
      5 months ago

      He had never used Twitter though.

      I feel like he’d want The Red Button put on the side of his bed and never told it isn’t connected to anything.