For me, there were several dollar store trinkets that already broke, and one toy for my kids that was a huge sparkly styrofoam mess waiting to happen, so I threw it out rather than curse anyone else with it.

    • aard@kyu.de
      16·
      11 months ago

      Thank you, the search result for that is glorious.

      I’ll probably need to look into setting up a dead man switch now to let everyone know if I get murdered by disgruntled parents.

      • shyguyblue@lemmy.worldEnglish
        7·
        11 months ago

        Set it to order as much floam as it can and send it to your enemies, before the credit card gets cut off.