actual thoughts of apple users
Have experienced this, lost a client because I use android so I 'must not be doing very well, business-wise."
that is insane
How the fuck did Apple convince so many idiots that their product is superior. I just got an iPhone 14 that I have to use for work and iOS is absolute ass water. Holy fuck, it is so insanely bad that I compiled a list as a way to cope with it. But it really doesn’t help as I still have to use it, and it feels like I’m wading through 3ft of shit in slow motion. It’s absolutely perplexing how people think something with dog shit workflows and almost no customization is the better option. My Pixel with LineageOS runs circles around it.
Initially by giving a bunch away free to known Hollywood clubbers and expanding out from there, word of mouth started a demand before it even had a chance to be properly advertised.
Next by cultivating a certain aesthetic that is preferable to the wealthy: Clean simplistic unadorned and different from all the plebes.
Third extend that same aesthetic to the commercials, unfavorably compare the frumpy no-fun businessman with the young hip creative trust fund kiddy.
The pods in the kids’ ears did it for me, lmao. Hoooly.
Reminds me of this
Where is this from? Looks interesting. Neat hair styles.
I don’t know but I’d bet it’s from Black Mirror!
Apparently Samsung ridiculing Apple phones’ notches. 😄
Here’s the thing: either you deal with wires, or you deal with batteries.
I don’t like wires, but by god i can’t stand batteries. You gotta charge them, they can run out, they degrade over time, they make the device more expensive, they’re more complicated, also wireless transmittion (wifi/bluetooth) is less reliable compared to the simplicity and immediacy of you plug something in and it’s almost impossible for it not to work. All of my shit is wired.
Though i admit wires vs batteries is circumstancial. I don’t get wireless mice or keyboards, but i do get wireless headsets, you can go anywhere around the house, and when you’re outside it doesn’t snag on anything.
the simplicity and immediacy of you plug something in and it’s almost impossible for it not to work
Amigo, what about the unbearable suffering of “the wires only work in this specific position”
skill issue
just tuck the wire in your shirt and through the pants. ezpz
It feels like such a solution in search of a problem, why would I need wireless earbuds for possibly the single device I own that, if I’m using it, will never be more than wire-length away from my ears, it’s literally either in my hand or in my pocket
you cant even get that far away from it before the bluetooth loses connection
Wat. I mean unless I’m in a concrete building with concrete walls i can walk the entire span of my house and only at the edge will it cut out.
I like to hike and walk a lot though, and having the ability to only have 1 earbud in with no wires is bliss
I love a wireless mouse, since I realised it lasts much longer than a cheap wired mouse in my hands: because the cable eventually frays at the mouse end. (I do a lot of travelling.)
A cheap-ish wireless mouse with a single AA battery is easier to use, less hassle, and cheaper in the long run.
I haven’t yet found a cheap wireless keyboard I like (except the tiny one I got for my Pi years ago, which is great for its use but not for normal everyday typing), and I don’t have enough use case to try an expensive one over just using my laptop keyboard.
Wireless headsets… I’d like to like one, but the battery issue, plus the price, plus the lag… I still use wired earphones for now.
Yeah, this goes to show that wires vs batteries is circumstantial. The physical inconvenience of wires really matters when you’re travelling.
I have to say it took me a week to figure out how to pair the bluetooth headset i bought…
Wireless keyboards can be nice for switching between devices more easily. It’s a pretty niche use for me though.
I’ve got a keyboard with a usb-c port.
You just need an accessible cable or an exposed port and it works perfectly.
The real folks you gotta be scared of are those with no headphones just out there raw dogging reality
I don’t support physical violence in most cases but people who use speakerphone or listen to music out loud in public spaces should be flogged.
Zoomer moment
Imagine syncing some pussy ass headphones up to your boombox to avoid using the speakers
In the bus? I don’t want you to use a boombox in the fucking bus
in public spaces
Became just the bus
Yeah i’d be fine with people using speakers on the sidewalk tbh
But if you’re in an enclosed space, a quiet space, or a crammed space, that’s just annoying for everyone else. Especially since, speaking of a boombox, it’s never music, they’re almost always watching tiktok
Hi shitbag, I can’t wear earphones due to persistent ear infection risk due to a punctured eardrum and repeated past infections.
Come up and flog me and see what happens…
Public is public, if you have sensory issues, that’s on you. No one has ever given me a pass for mine so fucking deal with it.
Also: I fully support physical violence and find it enjoyable.
Youre not the majority, noone owes it to you to assume that and be nice either
Telling me I can’t use my phone in public because for some reason you have Japan-train-levels of silence expectation is not being nice.
Public is public, as long as it breaks no noise laws I am free to listen to my entire family friendly MLP fanfic audiobook archive and you have zero right to be judgmental. All of modern society has conspired to erase our public squares and meeting places and replace it all with a maze of asphalt so DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE do the Man’s job for him with your exclusionary delicacies.
Public is public and you should support every use of it or they will just keep taking more and more away.
They’re already working on the libraries, so don’t fucking help them with your bullshit memes.
Username checks out.
Funny cause I picked it by smashing my fist into the keyboard.
If we see you playing music out loud on public transport, we reserve the right to pick you a new username with your fuckin face
I want to say username checks out but don’t at the same time
The eternal mystery of the dichotomy of man
I used to think airpods were lame and dumb but now I love them.
Last month I bought a pair of padded headphones, analogue headphone jack with 2 sizes so it works for my interface too, with detachable cable. No bluetooth, no wifi, no special driver package, no LEDs: just headphones for only $18 while on sale.
Thank you, airpods. You’ve somehow made regular quality goods much more affordable by simply being the bigger gimmick.
I wear big over ear headphones with a wire. I probably look like a fucking psycho.
The “don’t fucking talk to me” starter pack
I dont need another fucking thing in my life that I need to remember to charge every other day
It’s really not that bad, especially if you get ones where the case charges wirelessly. Then you just set the case on the charger when you get home or whatever. Admittedly that does require some investment.
This reminds me of the time my mom broke her leg and was in the hospital and a social worker came in and asked her if she was eligible for Medicaid and then my dad got so offended that someone could think she’s “low income” that he forcibly had her transferred out to a private hospital.
I guess this joke is to USA for me to understand
Medicaid is something that you have to be quite poor to get. It means you are poor enough that the government pays for 100% of your medical care. In the US it is a shame to be poor. It means you are a garbage human being who didn’t try and is now leaching off the rest of us. Yes its a garbage country.
I appreciate your commitment to the satire but fuck this hurts to read as someone whose family has used Medicaid in the past.
My family is on Medicaid NOW. My wife stopped being medically able to work years ago but magically doesn’t qualify as disabled enough to get any help of any kind. We lost our house because of that and legal fees fighting for my mother in law whose family members were abusing her financially and physically and its just been kind of downhill from their financially.
Terrible to hear man. But you aren’t garbage people and I don’t think of you so. Hope things get better.
Lol it wasn’t until I was an adult that I knew you had to be low income to be on Medicaid. I was on it my whole childhood, plus on and off the free school lunch program
Agreed it’s a trash country. But there’s many reasons why people could qualify for Medicaid. In better countries where medical care is free, where do you think the money comes from? Taxes obviously. We all pay for it.
Unless this is just a troll response. In that case, disregard this.
Edit: where I live isn’t perfect (nowhere is, unless you’re in Ba Sing Se) and there’s a lot of trash aspects of where I’m from as well.
i think its from usa
to add to the other comments, i qualified for Medicaid in the past only because my annual income was under 14400 per year. you have to be POORpoor. like “how are you alive” poor.
I still have never used wireless earbuds. I don’t understand why anyone would prefer them over regular earbuds. The only benefit is not having a cord that could snag on something. But you need to charge them, keep them in range of your Bluetooth source, you risk losing one or both because they’re so tiny, and they’re expensive as hell and way overpriced for the garbage you’re getting.
I’d rather pay $10 or less for wired headphones, be able to grab and go anytime without charging, plug and play immediately instead of wirelessly pairing them to a device and then having to manually pair them again anytime I connect to a new device, and then run the cable under my shirt so it doesn’t snag on anything. Wireless earbuds are teaching us to put up with more BS in the name of hip trends.
I have a set of decent ones and still think they’re inferior to wired ones in a lot of ways. Bluetooth is always janky, they have a noticeable delay when watching videos especially when I use them with my PC, It might just be that I have weird ears but they constantly shift around and disconnect despite trying different sized rubber things and they’re expensive and you can’t easily replace the batteries when they inevitably wear out.
I prefer wired, bit the industry doesn’t fucking care what consumers want.
You can’t vote with your dollars when Apple cuts it and Google and Samsung follow suit. You (we) are just screaming into the void mostly.
For what it’s worth, the real airpods innovation in my mind was the charging case, and while there are plenty of crap ass basic immitators there are also some decent midrange contenders that do great for day to day listening.
Crinical and others reviewed the Moondrop Space Aage well, so for $25 I tried them. Which is a good price point because I dgaf if I lose them. I tried their slightly more premium Moondrop Golden Ages and loved them. They are miniature planar drivers, so the sound is very clean. It’s not as good a amp powered monitors of course, but for for any kind of mobile casual listening it’s pretty excellent.
I say all this really to say that as the wireless buds have become truly cheap, and the quality floor has raised on some of them, they aren’t actually trash options anymore. I still like having a headphone jack but I miss it less now. As long as I charge the case once a week, for my listening habits, it’s more than enough.
Sony still makes phones with headphone jacks, they also have kickass cameras. I’m rocking an xperia 5 v and its been great. The only thing its missing is a removable battery.
This true, though I do find the pixel series cameras to be subjectively better overall. That’s the key feature for me over the others sadly. I used to use Xperia. Then they got expensive and switched. Now everyone else got expensive too. So I might just switch back if their camera keeps improving. The sensor is always top tier, their post processing is just a few steps behind the others.
Again, just my subjective feel. I check MKBHDs blind camera rankings each year to see if there’s a standout to look into as well. Xperia does okay there IMO. Pixel kills it though as an all-arounder camera. (The gcam port projects help fix this though)
No doubt. For me, the pixel is a non-starter due to lack of sd card slot and lack of headphone jack. They used to not be ip rated too which is a big deal for me but I think the newer ones are.
I tried them when apple removed the headphone port. No cable is nice but no battery is incomparably better.
I gifted one of my parents a BT headset for zoom and the battery on that legitimately lasts a long time. I think currently BT headsets would be my choice if I went back to wireless. I bought some for work (for the office) and tested the range out last week - actually impressive connection from my laptop. Waiting 10 years for tech to mature is my happy place.
A benefit is that they are so small that I can have them as a part of my stuff I always carry without thinking about and use whenever and easily put them away. With wired its always neccesary to roll them up and then run them under the shirt so they don’t get caught on things.
I got a cheap Skullcandy pair of wireless headphones for slow days in the office to pop in and listen to a podcast in one ear but not be obvious about it in case a board member wandered up for assistance (as they did not infrequently in that job)
As soon as I left that job those earbuds stopped being used. Like, I get it it’s cool, and you don’t have to detangle the wire, but I just prefer not eating earbuds/headphones when I don’t have to
Wonder what they think of me with my big ass studio monitors because earbuds irritate the shit out of my ears.
As long as they’re white and branded with the fruit of a yellow, waterproof coat.
Bluetooth earbuds that are connected by a wire are superior in every regard and I will die on this hill
One falls out, hangs from the wire to the other ear. Rather than falling to the dirty gym bathroom floor in piss. Always worth it, and so much less expensive for the same audio quality. Also I can touch the earbud and not have it think I’m signaling to pause the audio.
falling to the dirty gym bathroom floor in piss
Do… do y’all wear headphones in the bathroom?
Great way to prevent bathroom conversations!
My therapist mistook mine for some kind of tribal necklace, which is cool
I laughed but then realized that this is also classist.
They are using a wire so their wireless headphones dont fall and get lost
Petah, explain the joke
The joke is that someone is using traditional headphones with a 3.5 mm jack. This confuses the kids, who have never seen anything but AirPods. Their mother sees this and says, “This neighborhood isn’t safe,” a deliberate exaggeration of the reaction people living in the Apple ecosystem have to traditional headphones.
I have some realy nice iems with a microphone on the cable they’re cheap and look cool compared to the same look as everything else
