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Just grab em by the… oh my
Fart on me da- nope, nope, I can’t
Hey now let’s not kinkshame the scat enthusiasts…
I was going to write a long series of events that grew in oddity and hilariousness until we all died a gruesome death, but that’s a lot of effort, so I’ll just put this here.
Using YouTube? Absolutely proprietary.
Company: “we made a new product that is better than our old product!”
Tech reviewers: collective gasp “unheard of! unprecedented! truly a first for the industry.”
(I wrote that when groggy, but my thinking was that it’s supposed to be read aloud/verbally, so you’d ignore the $ and say the cents. My brain was still asleep.)
About $3.50
E: also why do we say “three dollars and fifty cents” when it’s clearly “dollar three [and] fifty [cents]”. Language weird, return to grunts.
Sparky, stop eating my teeth! Give it back! GIVE IT BACK!
Boss: locks you in the building
Boss: you live here now. I expect 3x productivity for a $0.50 cent raise with a maximum daily rate of quiet mumbling. Problem solved!
there is just one
Well it’s cloudflare, not cloudsflare. Maybe overcasthosting, or sunblockservers…
🤢
one late night, cruising with friends and chatting:
“you know, we should put a minugun on the prius for our getaway vehicle. defensive and economical! nobody will be able to follow us!”
and the reaction was basically [meme]
Pfft, ez pz
A beeping, clear plexiglass container it is!
Custom eh? Tell me more 😏
-$4 and include an unopened, chilled 20oz cherry pepsi. You deliver. Take it or leave it.
Tbf I’ve read that they missed their third deadline for an early access release. I was interested in the game but if what you have after like 5 years still isn’t enough for even early gameplay scrutiny, maaaaybe some major mistakes were made. And then never addressed. For half a decade.
I’ll hate on big companies and executives alllllll day, but I’m an equal opportunity hater whenever it’s warranted.
Just gotta push it, push it real good