• AJ1@lemmy.ca
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      2 months ago

      yeah like tell me something I don’t know.

      “This just in: to the surprise of no one, your phone has, in fact, been spying on you from day 1. Now we go to Jim with sports. Jim?”

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        2 months ago

        tell me something I don’t know

        My grandad said “It’s really humid today isn’t it?”

        I said “Tell me something I don’t know!”

        He said “Err… Ok… I can fit my whole fist up yer gran’s arse”

      • Chocrates@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        This is such a strange reality to live in. All of the futuristic, dystopian fiction I have consumed has the same premise that people living in the dystopia know it and know it’s bad. Somehow reality is worse.