The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 14 days agoYou don't get to pick your traumalocklemmy.worldimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1671arrow-down110
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minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·14 days agoLight mayonnaise, please proceeds to drown sandwich in it
minus-squareTheSlad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·13 days agoEven if you dont ask for it! One time I just got done ordering my sandwich, they grab the mayo bottle and say “you want mayo?” Then jizz out half the bottle all over it before I can say no.
minus-squareCadeillac@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·13 days agoAh, you wanted light regular mayonnaise, not lite mayonnaise
Light mayonnaise, please
proceeds to drown sandwich in it
Even if you dont ask for it! One time I just got done ordering my sandwich, they grab the mayo bottle and say “you want mayo?” Then jizz out half the bottle all over it before I can say no.
Ah, you wanted light regular mayonnaise, not lite mayonnaise