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minus-squareabbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up40·2 months agoAmerican Evangelicals: THE RAPTURE IS COMING AND THE TRIBULATION IS NIGH! Jehovah’s witnesses: THEY ARE COMING FOR US, THEY’RE COMING FOR US BECAUSE WE’RE WITNESSES! Mormons: WE’RE GONNA NEED THE FOOD STORES WE WERE TOLD TO MAKE, JUST YOU WAIT! Scientists: Climate Change will lead to everything going to shit if we don’t do shit now. All of them together: BULLSHIT!
minus-squareDelta_V@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 months agoScientists: Climate Change will lead to everything going to shit if we don’t change our gluttonous ways and become good stewards of Creation. Supply Side Jesus: HERESY!
minus-squareThe Menemen!@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-22 months agoYou send me looking and at least the JW believe in climate change and argue that it was foretold in the Bible.
minus-squaredullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoCatholics: idk
American Evangelicals: THE RAPTURE IS COMING AND THE TRIBULATION IS NIGH!
Jehovah’s witnesses: THEY ARE COMING FOR US, THEY’RE COMING FOR US BECAUSE WE’RE WITNESSES!
Mormons: WE’RE GONNA NEED THE FOOD STORES WE WERE TOLD TO MAKE, JUST YOU WAIT!
Scientists: Climate Change will lead to everything going to shit if we don’t do shit now.
All of them together: BULLSHIT!
Scientists: Climate Change will lead to everything going to shit if we don’t change our gluttonous ways and become good stewards of Creation.
Supply Side Jesus: HERESY!
You send me looking and at least the JW believe in climate change and argue that it was foretold in the Bible.
Catholics: idk