owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoHow do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?message-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up192arrow-down125file-text
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minus-squareEinar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·2 months agoYou need to cross a river that’s home to crocodiles. How do you get across safely? You simply swim across. All the crocodiles are at the lion’s meeting!
minus-squareRetreaux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoOh my god this is my favorite joke chain! I use it at least once a year
minus-squareNeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoBut why don’t you use the bridge?
You need to cross a river that’s home to crocodiles. How do you get across safely?
You simply swim across. All the crocodiles are at the lion’s meeting!
Oh my god this is my favorite joke chain! I use it at least once a year
But why don’t you use the bridge?