Anyone who knows me knows that I hate Java with the fire of a thousand suns, but this is just sad. Most of these are true of any programming language. There are plenty of legitimate reasons to hate Java besides the fact that its concurrency utilities are as utterly shite as those of its 90s contemporaries, like the fact that it does not support multiple inheritance, or remote interface implementation, or any form of namespacing besides the goddamned filesystem, or unsigned integers, or string formatting. Or you could rant about the primitive type/object dichotomy and how you can’t use primitive types in generics, or the fact that type erasure is a thing and you can’t return a generic type from a method because javac is too stupid to remember what generic parameters you passed to a class, or the JVM’s atrocious memory efficiency, or the fact that it’s not backwards compatible thus requiring end users to install multiple versions of the JVM for different projects, or

Zoophiles are disgusting, sure, but I think we were all happier not being reminded that they exist

No way, you’re telling me a televised MMA fight was staged? Say it isn’t so!

Canonical wants to be Microsoft so goddamn bad they can taste it

That is the worst keyboard layout i have ever seen. Bravo.

“Is Rust object-oriented?”

sweats nervously

I don’t think trying to convince people is going to do anything anymore. Everyone who was ever going to leave Twitter already has. Anyone who still uses Twitter after everything that’s happened will immediately dismiss this Toot or anyone saying anything resembling it as baseless fearmongering. What’s the point?

This is bait. It’s gotta be.

It’s blindingly obvious to anyone with more than one brain cell that you’re a troll, so I’m going to do something I should have done a long time ago.

Later, moron.

He turned himself into a rule. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

As a wise Tumblrite once said:

The rats are fleeing the sinking ship
The wolves are fleeing the sinking ship
The dragons are fleeing th

Bombs were going to get shipped to Gaza regardless of which candidate won the presidency. At least Harris had promised to negotiate a ceasefire – Trump just told Netanyahu to hurry up and finish the job. But because of YOU not voting, millions of trans people in the united states are going to die too.

But leftists never seem to care about that.

Lick my fucking controller? Eugh! Who knows what kinda germs are on that thing. At least licking a penis is actually fun.

All of you are wrong.

It’s here.

(Actually, no, scratch that. Not even I am insane enough to suggest that one in earnest.)

Exactly. I can wash my dick. If cheeto dust gets inside that analog stick it’s not ever coming out

I have not played ut2004 so unfortunately no

so what i’m learning here is that lemmings and tumbrlites have a surprisingly large overlap

“Profess to have learned nothing about leftism since the…” WTF are you talking about? really just confused as to what you mean here

I asked that question in good faith, so I’m going to assume you are as well.

Usually when people talk about “college leftists” they’re talking about people who are too young to know anything about the world but have opinions on it anyway. I assumed that, since you were talking about yourself in that manner, that you saw yourself that way. My apologies.

What do you get out of throwing trans people under the bus because you didn’t want your own feelings to be hurt?

college

spent just shy of 20 years schlepping boxes for UPS

so, uh, how old were you when UPS hired you, again?

unless by “college leftist” you mean you went to college 20+ years ago and profess to have learned nothing about leftism since then… really just confused as to what you mean here