Unreal bcs it doesn’t mention Vlad‘s contribution

No

Or doing kinda important administration stuff on my home server.

Depends. Check out Browser Hijacking, e.g. through BeEF.

Is that really how you do birth control in the US? That‘d explain a lot.

We‘ll need a bigger boat

Plug in the coax cable and forget the terminator.

Or websites, for that matter

I guess this is Excel.