My eyes glazed over before I finished the first paragraph
My eyes glazed over before I finished the first paragraph
Finally, someone who can clean my dirty boots with his tongue
Humans will exist. We will live in the sea and we will have flippers. Our brains will be smaller, but we will eat lots of fish.
“hey, Koko wants you to take off your top.”
“really?”
“Yeah, she’s fascinated by nipples. Hold on, lemme get my camera.”
I have heard that was way over-exaggerated
He’s actually a nice enough guy, but he has a rose-colored glasses when it comes to China and the CPC. As someone who worked at China Daily, I assumed he works for state media! He said he doesn’t but he hoped to go to China someday.
Given how often he posts, I’m a little concerned about his mental health, but maybe this is what keeps him sane. Better than shooting people in a mall, that’s for sure!
I’d actually like to meet the guy and have a cup of coffee
Yo this is great!