Yes, and assuming Mulder was too enthusiastic to do his job properly.

Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

Are you even a true power user if you don’t tattoo your headphones MAC address on your forearm?

Did you guys have an adult’s table and a kids table halftime show?

Middle-aged Rock.

Time traveller supervisor: “Did you do it? Did you kill Hitler?”

Time Janitor: “Jobs done boss!”

Time traveller supervisor: “But nothing in the future changed! Are you certain?”

Time Janitor: “Yep, he was in a bunker somewhere, there was a dead dog and lady there with him for some reason, I shot him right in the head!”

There is a tiny man inside the drum behind the fan and as it heats up, he must walk forward like on a hamster wheel to not burn his bare feet. The man walks inexorably forward, blind and delirious from exhaustion to avoid the agony of being roasted alive.

You’re a sick fuck for buying this thing OP.

Fix things and keep them, fix things and sell them on the secondhand market, or fix things owned by friends who have broken things. By applying my technical knowledge to repairing computers, appliances, tools, furniture, plumbing, I’m building my own self-sustainability, I’m enabling others to avoid buying new things and instead spend their money in better ways, I’m networking with people who have skills that I lack, I’m denying the manufacturers the revenue they would get if there wasn’t someone like me to fix their shit, and I’m denying the govt the taxes involved in new purchases and income tax on my secondhand sales, and I’m denying the voracious landfill of its tasty, tasty whitegoods.

He does not have time to play with himself.

“Anime”

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it 😭

I used to use an iPhone with. Sonar ping ringtone when I was doing it support. It ruined the tv show Silicon valley for me because Richard Hendricks’ ringtone was the ping and it was giving me panic attacks to watch the show when I heard that characters phone ring

This is a learned response. Once bitten, twice shy.

Especially the judges and spectators

These days it’s more likely a Facebook post that hurt their govt’s fee-fees or a torrent of a shitty TV show

I recycle ewaste, and so I have boxes and boxes of old hard drives. My proc is single pass dban and then a 10mm hole drilled through the case and onto the platters.

This is for normal business eol hardware that I get from offices and warehouses, nothing sketchy.

If the client wants evidence of destruction before leaving premises, I skip DBAN and just drill the platters with a cordless drill.

Ok then, I’ll run 👌

That bowling pin isn’t gonna extricate itself from that rectum