Like that song by Cake, it goes “I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis”
Like that song by Cake, it goes “I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis”
🇲🇦‼️ Older men following young women
✅👌 On instagram
types sarcastically slowly
Shampoo, body wash, laundry detergent, engine degreaser, drain cleaner, ant poison and steak sauce.
I use arch by the way, and I don’t recommend it.
The Major: “Fighting retreat at first light”
Me alone in the trench the morning after next, woken by German voices: “Oh no!”
Or their vans
Mate, Im doing cashies for a bloke all long weekend, 6am starts, Im bloody spewing. Reckon he’ll sling me a block of piss though, so she’ll be right.
Aw fuckin’ hell!
Hi guys, its the 19th here in Australia already and I can confirm that I have been Left Behind to suffer heck on earth for being a sinner and Im super over it already.
It was never cool
What does Elvis have to say on the matter?
“Get in the boot, granddad”
Sliced clean in three
The car will survive any impact.
And the passengers too?
The car will survive any impact.
This photo could be straight out of my photo album. This looks just like my dad, in hair, beard, clothes, and ciggie.
Imagine if a time traveller gave the mongols a lifetime supply of meth
Viet Cong. Bad news. Never get out of the boat.
❌ Love triangle
✅ Lust pentagram
Florists hate this one trick.