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phones need to implement personal:
if you are calling to make cancel change appointments press 1
if you are calling to share updates press 2
if you are calling about those 20$ you owe me, press 3 for venmo info
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i want it
We could then use vampires to determine who owns a house, if a house is abandoned for a while and there are squatters.
the squaters and legal owner invite vampires in, if the legal owner vampire cant, he looses the right to the house, if the squatter’s vamp cant get in, they get evicted.
does that mean that a vampire doesn’t need permission to enter a house if he rents a bulldozer?
that post is even more reason to have a statue of her.
Anomalocaris@lemm.eeto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Coming up with desserts that can be described as "colossal" is a proud American tradition.
3·11 months agobut, cake is meant to be shared,
who cares if a cake has 10000 calories.
that’s like saying supermarket has millions of calories in their shelves so they are unhealthy
Jews Invent Eruv traditions to be safe from vampires.
Anomalocaris@lemm.eeto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's only a class war when we fight back
1·11 months agodo you want people to describe a plan to overthrow the government in a public social media?
how dumb do you expect people to be?
i won’t tell you to fuck yourselves, I’ll do it myself …
next questions
a cave can be a house, can a vampire enter a uninhabited cave, but if next day someone moves in, will the vampire be unable to enter?
if a vampire inherits a house, no one formally invited him in, could he enter, as he is the legal owner and therefore only need his invitation?
do tents count as housing? what about this:

could you wear a tent like that and vampires would be unable to bite you?
Anomalocaris@lemm.eeto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's only a class war when we fight back
11·11 months agodid you create an image of someone and apply it to myself?
I work with mutual aids,
but that’s irrelevant, because you’re just trying to derail the conversation.
the people responsible need to be stopped before they kill more innocent people
wait
is property lines the same as a house?
can you sublet a room on your house and hide there?
can you surround a vampire with houses and he cannot escape?
similar question.
do vampires need visas to enter a country?
can they cross borders freely?
Anomalocaris@lemm.eeto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's only a class war when we fight back
11·11 months agoyou idiot,
they are literally disappearing Americans, removing civil rights of half a million people.
it isn’t a pretend threat, it is a real active threat, this is survival and self defense.
if someone is strangling you, would you think wrong to try to survive?
Anomalocaris@lemm.eeto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's only a class war when we fight back
3·11 months agoare you taking about that synagogue that was hosting an event selling stolen real estate in illegally occupied west bank?
nice try genocide propagandist.
Anomalocaris@lemm.eeto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's only a class war when we fight back
4·11 months agoif you can’t see the parallels, then you likely identify with the guards.
antisemitism? where?
I’m Jewish, been to Palestinians protests, talked with Palestinians, the only antisemitism I see comes from right wing grifters.
If you can’t tell antisemitism from antizionism, then you’re antisemitic, for assuming all Jews are Israeli supporters, and that an apartheid genocidal state represent all jews.
Anomalocaris@lemm.eeto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's only a class war when we fight back
5·11 months agohalf a million civilians just lost their civil rights, nazi Germany isn’t just a metaphor or a rethorical example, it is what the republicans are doing.
It is a literal matter of self defense and survival.
Anomalocaris@lemm.eeto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•My head is full of memories of a person who isn't me, only someone who will become me.
42·11 months agoin 2025 Souroak invented imagination
Anomalocaris@lemm.eeto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's only a class war when we fight back
21·11 months agoviolence is bad, stabbing and cutting someone is bad.
but cutting someone to remove a cancer is good.



vampire war criminals, hope the ICC does something about it