I have two porch cats. They don’t look it here, but are actually kind of giant.

I pictured this together in a bowl and it’s making me feel a hair nauseated

“he’s starting to believe”

I’ve got a bum leg. Costco Advil is my friend.

Now I want a bowl of soup with oyster crackers.

Is Bridgerton any good?

Rocking that Corelle.

I swear that stuff was nigh indestructible.

An embroidered sex towel?

Fancy

Wasn’t there some sort of masterful cover up about it not being a typo and certain people knowing what was meant?

I have no sense of time, so I need a clock strapped to my arm.

I do the same lol.

Though not because it’s hard to reach, it’s just my silent protest to changing the time.

I guess they kicked him off Fox. A heir has to eat, may as well grift the elderly.

I just want to say that I think this is the dash from my old car a Toyota Yaris.

I miss you ole’ buddy. I’m sorry you got rear ended and totaled. You were a great car.

My household was livid this morning.

“It doesn’t matter what the rest of the world is doing, WE had an arrangement”

They’re not wrong. Changing time is bullshit.

Awesome, thanks for taking the time.

You seem like you might know:

Someone told me that poop isn’t actually food waste, but more the bacteria (or whatever lives down there) that died while helping your body digest said food.

How accurate is that?

WHY DO YOU MAKE ME HURT YOU WHEN YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH?

I’m trying my best.

I get that. I’ve had it since it came out so I’ve missed out on the bullying.

You can absolutely “ad me” the hell away from your product.

The few times that I’ve used YouTube at work I know I wouldn’t be watching YouTube at all if it wasn’t for premium.

I do completely live life to avoid ads as much as possible.

Why do these work?