Did you see a comment specifically about smokers and caffeine addicts, think it was about you, downvote it, and clap back?

No it’s my unique genetics. Nothing can be done so there is no point in forming new habits. My headaches have nothing to do with caffeinated sugar water being my only source of hydration. Cigarette cravings have nothing to do with stress and anxiety! They take those feelings away until I want another cigarette and get cranky. My coping skills were forged on r/thanksimcured.

It’s like a relationship. Someone wants something, asks for a different thing, then you have to figure out what the real thing is.

Pretty much just siblings now. Way to ruin the magic op

Sometimes the check wipes still have pudding

Welcome child. It gets weird bollywood in the later seasons. Good luck.

Yeaaaalalalalalalayeah!

I don’t know. They talk about it in Xena a few times. How many sources do we need?

I once had an altercation in traffic. Some dumbass decided the center turning lane was the “celeration” lane. So when I kept going the speed limit in the lane of travel and didn’t let him in he got next to me at the next red light. We make eye contact, he says some dumb shit, I call him a nerd with stupid nerd glasses.

I wear glasses, fuck that guy, fuck the “bigger people” that would enable that person to be that way.

They got robbed and since he was on a business trip his testicle jar wasn’t stolen from the cupboard.

You go from “there are still good people” to “let the innocent burn. They just haven’t had their chance to be rotten yet” pretty quick. “Look for the helpers” is right Mr. Rogers. Those are the ones who’s skeletons are still locked up.

It’s like pets or kids. Some people collect them as objects or status symbols and don’t really care about them.

What are you hiding? Just confirm you aren’t a robot! Which👏Blocks👏Contain👏Stairs👏!

Don’t, they need to learn how to use the internet and not just use “their shortcuts” like an old person.

You search for azure front door like 3 times and next thing you know it’s all Lowe’s and home Depot ads for weeks. Why can’t you give me ads for big tiddy goth mommies? I search that multiple times a day

Are you sure? I didn’t see any tags. Best to be safe and assume this is something serious and malicious.

It’s a trap fellas. You don’t approach women in public anymore especially at a museum. Next thing you know you are spending the rest of your life combatting the fall out of that time you went viral for being a “creep at the museum”. Best to call the non-emergency number and wait for a professional.

“Pat’rats”

Everything fundamental Christians hate

That’s everything Jesus was about now it seems

Line is risen

“bUsInEsS iNnOvAtIoN”