I’m pretty sure I’ve noticed thigh highs are more lemmy style :p

Someone call funhole lol

Bro I’m pretty sure it’s a gorilla my friend

This is totally my mood today

I’m pretty sure dogs and cats are both in cahoots in our domestication.

Thats insert x location weather for ya’! don’t like it, Just wait five minutes! *proceeds to slap knee’

So wait the scientists would be doing drugs and talking about Star Trek while sharing research?

We really did fuck up the timeline, didn’t we?

I used to have women that acted like there foot size being larger was like them being obese or something, and literally cram their poor feet voluntarily into footwear two sizes smaller than they needed.

Living up to your user name in being awesome <3

;p at least one?! God the one i have has given me enough problems. I can only imagine having more than one Jesus that’s got to be awful… fun? At least as a young person maybe lol. I can only imagine it being like two times or more rough trying to pee :'(

Holy crap. Well that explains a lot with that memory. Dad used to read a ton of sci-fi. I was actually just commenting about Larry Niven and my dad in another post, The one that was asking why nobody has redone Dante’s inferno in the 20th century.

e: I think he either must have read me the story or paraphrased it to me when I was younger, I’m going to have to bring this up next time we’re having a meal together lol. I read the entire short story you posted (very short! I read it while eating a carrot for breakfast!), and so much of it brings back more memories :) what a fun concept it explores, thank you so much for sharing the link, this made my morning!

Fair enough, I’m still trying to figure out most of them myself. It’s just the first first distro I used that my son set up for me. It’s a gaming oriented Fedora with KDE and comes preloaded with stuff for playing games. It did seem like it was working pretty well for a lot of stuff, but I went against my son’s advice and started trying to learn the terminal and borked some stuff, so he switched me to vanilla Fedora and now I’m missing stuff I need to run some of the games. I don’t know if anybody else has used it much it that has had any experience. Like I said I’m only on my second distro myself.

Well I don’t even know if it’s a joke, but just something about Superman’s spunk traveling as fast as he can, and how it would wreak havoc during some intimate moments causing some carnage or something to that extent. I don’t even know. Maybe it’s just something my dad was joking about when I was younger.

So accurate lol

Best part of packing an apple bowl to carry with you was the ability to eat the evidence!

You are amazing, bringing lots of sunshine and butterflies to the 'verse!

They have been exceptionally great about maintaining their old IP with this one. I have some optimism as well :)

Oh geez, the original car was parked and opening its door which caused him to swerve into traffic to avoid the collision with the parked cars door. That’s kind of messed up man. I had just assumed it was going to be somebody intentionally hitting him when it used the term ‘doored’

Not sure if you’ve got one, but I do believe I’ve heard it’s supposed to be healthier for the prostate to occasionally empty that thing. Another part of the body that seems to break down as one ages. Don’t judge me, It’s for my health!

Just like taking a cell phone call, you’re supposed to pull over on the side of the road!