“oh that’s how I’ve felt my whole life”

if so then name your thing

Sort of I guess: em dashes.

Not to talk about, but to use when writing.
Now they are apparently the hallmark of AI-generated crap.

That really hurts

Aww.
Here, try a different spin, mickey.

I became brothers with another guy from our troop that evening.

How I imagined you at the end of it:

If you like true crime:

• Truly Criminal
• Dark Curiosities

Crime Beat is good too, but that’s a TV channel uploading their stuff as opposed to a grassroots YTer. Not sure if that matters to you.

They made the FART lady get a new plate after someone complained

Aww man! I tell you whut, whoever complained deserves to get farted and sharted on.

At least it’s not a waffle

Only fans.

Make some egg-in-the-baskets that disintegrate immediately because the cutouts are too big 😏

Dooooooooooooom

Get JC on the horn!

And all my volunteer experience?

Oh, naw, the volunteering ist gutt—lets them know you’ll work for free.

Relevant Dave Chappelle

Senchaaa. Love this boi!

You seen Aliens?

Japanese pussy … cat 😏

Sure looks like a regular Street, you know, with a roof and stuff.

One of those Iraqi shōtengais unoe.

BioShock cosplay.