Sigilos

Pretty sure ChatGPT was used to write the TOS as well, it doesn’t read like something to be expected from a capable lawyer.

Well as a gentleman that is when one must arrive. 🧐

Didn’t one of these trip and shake itself to bits?

This is great!

Elite soldier in ancient China

Same as Odysseus

Police do not stop crimes, at least not here in the USA. Police punish after the crime happens, at best.

Underrated comment 👏

I could use a brush up on my Latin, but is that whale killing Virus basically called “Whale Killer Virus”?

You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn’t you?

I mean scientifically speaking, we are all made of stardust. Everything in the universe is. Including the existential crisis your trying to forget by disassociating.

The same thing a cat would do. Look at them both, give a slow blink, then stand up and walk away to go do my own thing.

Check mate kitty 🙀♟️🎭

Sounds like that pedo got what they deserved. 20+ with a 15?

Let 'er rip

Not all home internet is unlimited. In many US rural areas, home internet connections have a monthly cap just like mobile networks do. A higher cap costs more, if it’s available at all.

This hits like a cyberpunk dystopia

Any kind of surge pricing by for profit companies providing basic needs should be illegal full stop

Fixed that for you

Mobile players do it on the go. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The key to understanding is finishing the sentence.

“I hate small talk… with people I have no reason to talk to and don’t care about.”

I love my partner, and even when it’s small talk I can listen all day, just to hear their voice and learn a little more about them, to feel closer to the person I married in many small ways.

But I don’t care about what Jim at the laundry mat did last weekend, or which machine he thinks makes socks dry faster.

When your cat is so big chonk you immortalize with sculpture so future generations will understand “Oh Lawd He Comin’!”.