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Every conservative on earth would demand we attack the flying illegal aliens. Our planet’s dumbest of dipshit right-wingers would be outside shooting at clouds all night long.
Every conservative on earth would demand we attack the flying illegal aliens. Our planet’s dumbest of dipshit right-wingers would be outside shooting at clouds all night long.
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As soon as T-Mobile’s check clears, the conservative SCOTUS will make sure all phones remain locked for eternity. Praise Jesus!
switch to Mint.
That’s the right move!
It will turn itself back on during a background update, though. Should I be expected to check it daily to make sure Microscam isn’t stealing my data?
There is a global plague of conservatism happening right now, so statements like these cannot be presumed to be sarcastic.
Do you think people 2000 years ago were all stupid?
If they behaved as you described, then yes.
OP is not complaining about accidentally buying something without checking the price. OP is very clearly complaining about insane inflation, which I will argue is completely manufactured by corporations, therefore warranting complaints from OP and the rest of us.
You have been permanently banned from c/BMW.
Um, excuse me, sir! It’s called a microwave oven for a reason thankyouverymuch!
Lucky you, these toilet paper tubes only came in one flavor… Orange sherbert.
It’s orange sherbert. That toilet paper tube was always a messy, sticky disappointment.
If it was actually ice cream, I would agree with you, though!
It’s some small comfort that a conservative’s ability to construct a complete sentence is matched by their ability to formulate a complete thought.
I guess this means Fox News and OAN are about to start demonizing Firefox.
(⁀ᗢ⁀) hahahaha
Oh, shit haha! I thought you were serious for a second. Can you imagine if we ever held a corporation accountable for the damage they’ve caused? I mean it obviously can’t happen, but wow! You had me for a second!
Why in the absolute fuuuuuck would a “secure” computer with sensitive data be running motherfucking Windows?! Linux is easy enough for pretty much any Windows user in an office environment to handle these days. There’s just no excuse for sensitive business to ever be done on Windows at this point.
Now if we could have a dating app that excluded conservatives…
Did he just assault Conan O’Brien?!
Also, ths taller you are, the more likely you are to be seriously injured in severe turbulence, malfunctions, minor crashes and major crashes.
Oh, it fuckin’ better be.