Looks real the same way WWE looks real. I mean, you gotta love the skill/tech used to achieve these feats, but real robots fighting with no restraint wouldn’t need to take a few seconds to dick around after every kick.

The incoming LRM warning sound is forever stuck in my head.

“Wetnose”

Look on the bright side kid… You get to keep all the money.

Pretty sure you can’t. I’d bet that most countries have specific laws against owing human body parts.

Really, as long as it doesn’t go to waste. As long as a consenting adult eats the cheeseburger, you’re in the clear. You could probably get away with composting it too I guess.

Fucking animal corpses is wrong. Chewing them up and turning them into poop is right!

Not saying eating meat is wrong, it’s just a funny to “digest” what a pretty normal use of an animal corpse actually is.

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The church.

Seems useless, you’d need to be awake to take the shot.

I recommend an automatic “Bird Banger” to scare them away periodically.

I did this when I was visiting Mexico. Probably some of the best sleep I’ve had in my life. Balcony was on the North side of the building. Even though it was hot outside, the extra airflow through the hammock kept me pretty cool.

Number of days since they finished reading a book.

Some dude with no hands just has a DIV/0 error floating over his head.

How long is a 14?

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Eh, I remember using Netscape as a kid in school, very rarely, the browser opened up before then end of a class.

Left out that oulook has two settings for opening links now… Edge, and Default Browser, and Edge is selected by default, even if you have chosen a different browser as your default.

Happens every time. Realistically, the only thing that would “level” the playing field is a complete collapse of all currency. Unrealistically, it could be leveled through progressive taxes on obscene incomes, a recurring tax of accumulated wealth over a certain value, and closing of tax loopholes.

Guns are too personal. It’s what cocktails made from garbage are for.

Here’s the thing. The bubble will pop, people will loose billions, the prices of everything will go into flux, the economy will crash, and the people who still have enough money to make serious investments during that time will be able to buy so much more stuff simply because so much more will be for sale.

We saw it happen in 2008, we saw it happen in 2020, and it will happen again when the bubble pops, and we’ll just let the people who crashed the economy off the hook, and borrow more money from our future selves to pay them to fix it now.