CapOnBackwards

It’s all fun and games until youre pulling a pube form between your teeth

But, why would you want a downward facing hook?

It’s already on your taste buds, no point spitting it out 🤷🏻‍♂️

Need more details.

Does my rod turn golden?

Do I get a golden rod?

Do I get a golden rod?

Still would

Story time!

That sounds like a lot of hard work

Hate and bitterness is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die

I mean… Just for the experience… It’d be a talking point at least 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’ve always had the reverse fantasy, Mom and daughter! 🤝

No one craves water more than a thirsty person

I’d love to know where you feel winter

Meh, balls still got sloppy

36 years, clean as a whistle

Man Pole.

Me Man, this Pole, ugauga

I was not red-y for that this morning

I’d say more blessed than cursed

Hungry hungry hippos

I had to look three times

Mine… Doesn’t open like that. Is it faulty?