The children yearn for the mines.
Imagine coming into a shitpost thread with this attitude.
When I moved in the grass was pretty close to the picture in the meme. I liked it at first but then I realized how expensive it was going to be to upkeep and how bad it is for the local ecosystem. I have successfully undone most of that work literally just by planting clover and not mowing down to the bone.
I started doing clover in my yard a year ago and there are so many bees and butterflies now. My neighbor was like “why are you doing that yo your grass??? The previous owners took so long to make that yard look nice”
Or just learn “i am deaf” in sign language. it takes 2 seconds, is very effective. Until you meet someone that knows sign language.