Not only that, but you can’t even use price as a proxy for quality anymore. Choosing to splash out on something you want to last just means you’re going to be more disappointed when it inevitably breaks.

After some unfortunate interactions with older coworkers, I’ve started thinking that so many shitty aspects of our work culture exist because working men wanted an excuse to be away from their wives and children.

I’m quite partial to the ink tank kind of printer myself. The ink is cheap and doesn’t have any sort of third-party lockout.

Maybe she’s X Æ A-12’s sister. I didn’t know Elon Musk had another daughter.

Because it’s glorified predictive text.

I was originally going to compare it to the NES, and then I realised that I needed to go back a lot further…

I think 25 years is plenty long enough.

The Atari 2600 was newer when the first iPod was released than the first iPod is now.

Lutris has been shit for months now - I guess I just figured out why.

Joke - n.

something said or done to cause laughter

It’s nice to get confirmation, though I really can’t believe it had to be said. Sign of the times, I guess.

If they release one with a headphone jack I’m 100% sold.

I think that must be someone else, I don’t know what MeFi is, I’m afraid.

Ooops… Sorry. I didn’t mean to mislead you.

All I did was scroll down and note that I didn’t see any articles written by “Cracked readers” - I didn’t actually look at the articles themselves.

I just had a quick look at the Cracked homepage and it looks like they’ve got articles written by actual writers again, which is a nice change. It turns out that, while cheap, filling your website with bullshit listicles written by “Cracked readers” makes for bad content.

'member when Windows 10 was supposed to be the final version of Windows? I 'member.

Hold me closer, Tony Danza.

Protestants spread the myth that people in the middle ages thought the earth was flat to try and discredit Catholicism.

Ancient Greeks proved the earth was a sphere as early as the 4th century BC.

Except he’d be 130 years old at the very least.

How is that relevant? The article doesn’t say “Gen Z and millennials are getting lured in by pre-cooked chickens and then duped into buying other stuff they don’t need”.

…what? That’s literally the opposite of my point.

You’re in the position where you can be intentional with your food choices. Good for you.

People buying pre-cooked chickens because that’s all they can afford aren’t.

The internet.