Finally, a non-woke version of Superman!

Using the Synology as storage and another machine to host everything else is a perfectly fine solution, especially if you have the hardware already. If you want to consolidate everything onto one box, there are quite a few options from the likes of Ugreen, Aoostar or Minisforum. But those don’t really provide much of a benefit other than having one fewer box.

Talk to you again in 60 years. Until then, would you mind keeping your distance?

I use Mint. Because it’s easy.

Before the invention of books, short sightedness was far less common. So let’s blame Gutenberg.

He’s actually pretty fit and does a lot of stunts himself.

Nothing to see here! Move along now!

He’s on the list.

Gee, I wonder why that could be.

You don’t actually have to carry a separate cable for the watch, just the cradle that you plug into your phone charging cable. And I never charge them at the same time because I wear the watch at night for sleep tracking. Nifty idea, though.

Only one will lay eggs inside you.

If you live in a bicycle friendly place, a lot of car trips can be replaced.

Zohran is a radical socialist by American standards…

Which means he’d be a pretty milquetoast centrist in countries with less insane political systems.

Not sure if butthole or alien parasite larva.

But then it’s an awful long time until elevenses.

Nope. Still straight. I don’t know how that would work, anyway.

Not pictured: the thousands of guys who said “fine, I’ll do it myself” and failed.

Out out, brief candle!

Oh No! Not Rage Against the Machine! How could they!

That settles it. Nobel prize incoming.