Whatever happens, I’ll never forget to charge my Wife Pro Max.

Here you go. Glad I could help.

Hunger is a political problem, not a money problem. You can’t just say “here are X billion dollars, let’s end world hunger”. Having said that, the system that allows people like Musk to get that rich, is also the same system that creates hunger.

Linux has always been more pragmatic and focused on getting stuff out that works now. BSD has always been a promise that might be better in theory but is of little practical use to most people.

We thank the Big Brother for increasing the chocolate ration!

I have no part in this at all! Swapping out their sunscreen for gravy was a complete accident!

Yep. That must be really uncomfortable.

Totally. Now, where would one find one of those waitresses?

Help! I’ve been abducted! Please call the German embassy!

You still have to pay for the ice cream, though.

Damn! How am i going to pay off the FBI for my pirated anime now?

You seem confused. Here is some information to get you up to speed:

Opinion poll

Election

Things were so much easier before this Darwin guy invented evolution.

It’s the biggest instance but not necessarily representative of Lemmy as a whole. There’s a lot out there, including some pretty unsavoury stuff. Lemmy.world is probably the most mainstream instance and the closest to Reddit, which lemmy was modelled on. The .ml instances tend to be authoritarian left which is often expressed by vigorous denial of any wrongdoing by the CCP, while viewing the US as the literal devil. But while these people tend to be very vocal, they don’t represent the majority here.

You need at least 10000000 good boy points for that one.

What about the batteries in the phone you are using? Or the gasoline that’s manufactured using cobalt-based catalysts? Do you care about the children in mines that extracted those?

Of all the things you could fret about, the price of space travel is about the least relevant.

Instructions unclear. Am now unemployed.

“Hey I’m only doing my job here. I got bills to pay!”

One eyebrow is all you get from me.