

“Why the hell do people keep letting ducks loose on my bus?”


“Why the hell do people keep letting ducks loose on my bus?”


“the back” is a distribution center a couple towns over, because modern retail is a tightly integrated and logistics heavy industry. How don’t you know this Carol? This has been the standard for like 40 years CAROL


fantastic, now they can tell which specific parts of the jeep ad get my blood pumping


HSPA+ is not 4G. It has a max theoretical throughput of 168Mbit. It was sold as 4G. Same with Wimax and earlier LTE implementations.


:pepega: :pepega: :blobDance:


Interesting how similar this is at first glance to Kerboscript. Neat!


Y’all have a funny definition of guilty. Didn’t read the whole thread but I bet one of you silly sumbitches called a Caesar salad a guilty pleasure. Mine’s pizza. Any variety. I will eat the whole pie. Pizza is love, pizza is life.


mistakes like selling the evolutionary upgrade of the previous generation as the revolutionary next generation? That kind of mistake?
Never forget that the original 4G spec promised gigabit.
Yeah no we got that
They say they’re gonna fix it with something called “AI”
Are you one of those people who wants to go 30 over everywhere you go, and fuck anyone with the gall to get in your way?
Not how it works at all


i am itching for an opportunity to complain to someone about the Indianapolis bus system myself


You become a billionaire by fucking over just enough people. Too many and they turn on you, too few and you have to settle for being a filthy multimillionaire. The entire job, as it were, of a billionaire is to go as far as you can without pissing off the wrong people. They didn’t forget about the social contract, they’re just confident that a little more won’t hurt.
Edge cases of billionaires who genuinely innovated their way to the top aside (I can’t think of any) I think going too far is just a feature of billionaires as a class.
Well unusually it could be made of anything else, couldn’t it? Think about a windmill made of cocaine. That would be highly unusual.


Better idea: nuke the lower age limit and let everyone vote.
well now I have to add joco back into my regular rotation


I wonder why that might be.
Re: other shapes, they have to be tesselations of repeating regular polygons. I would refuse to call the one on the right a grid:
And this one is right out:
Edit: I have been informed that the Escher tesselation pictured is in fact a grid and am now in a foul mood.