Doug

Me to my mom: Mom you can’t just download .exe files from websites nobody’s ever heard of before, that’s how you get viruses.

Me right now: OH FUCK YEAH GIMME THAT .EXE FILE WHOEVER YOU PEOPLE ARE.

Higher tea intake showed similar results, while decaffeinated coffee did not — suggesting that caffeine may be the active factor producing these neuroprotective results, though further research is needed to validate the responsible factors and mechanisms.

I have caffeine sensitivity and only drink decaf so uhhhh fuck me I guess 😔

The food would be great if it weren’t for the diesel aftertaste.

The guy behind me was getting impatient. I was worried things might get hairy.