Who painted this? I want to buy this painting.

Gottem

I have a friend who came over from Moscow and is an immigrant to the U.S. herself. A few years ago she started telling me she has Irish heritage and she knows it because she felt it in her bones and can see it in her dreams. Now she goes twice a year to ‘reconnect with her roots.’ She was so confident that she did a 23andme and it showed that she was 99% of her heritage with a 1% broadly european. That 1% is what she is now claiming is her Irish portion.

I don’t know. I really don’t even know.

I had a dream about my best friend. They had been treating me so badly, but I wasn’t willing to see it. The dream laid it out in a way that was obvious. Once I saw the truth, I couldn’t unsee it. Our friendship ended within the year despite me trying to work on it and ask them to be kinder.

Imagine a butt plug falling out of the leg of someone’s pants