Others have covered the definition of a corn dog.

A “cron dog” however, is when you use cron to schedule a dog command, which is an updated version of the cat command installed via the moreutils package that provides additional features such as colorized output and line numbering, making it more versatile.

THIS HAS BEEN A DUMB LINUX FACT

That would be a very satisfying ticket closure

My understanding is that EU regulators had an issue because Windows Defender rolled out kernel mode/kernel data protection, which gave Microsoft a de-facto monopoly in that market segment if no one else was allowed to use the same technology in their products.

Microsoft complaining that the Crowdstrike incident was the EU’s fault is an argument in favor of a Microsoft monopoly, which the EU has been pretty consistently against, and EU opposition to this should not have been a surprise to Microsoft.

_> Luv used to date a girl named Mi-do. _> They broke up when he was still fat, but he still cared for her _> He heard that her new boyfriend was verbally abusing her _> Luv confronted him and said _> Don’t hurt Mi - no more!

Sounds like a job for Triangle Man

$25 + subscription and/or SD card

I’m not saying this is what the backup batteries on my modem and in my rack are specifically for, but it would definitely prevent downtime from a Droney McTinFoil von Transformer scenario

Unfortunately, the hammer was Joss Whedon’s attitude toward women all along

Copacetic, one might even say

Fuckin’ Lars, man

Be the Chang you wish to see

Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are call-

NEW! MR BEAST BURGERS AVAILABLE AT STORES NEAR YOU!! -ing,

From glen to glen and down-

MOUNTAIN DEW!!! DO THE DEW!! DEW IT NOW!!-the mountainside,

The summer’s gone and all the flowers are-

ARE THESE YOUR CHIPS?!? NO!! THEY ARE NACHO CHIPS!! PUT THE NEW NACHO PRINGLES IN YOUR MOUTH!! -dying

“Only Happy When it Rains” automatically begins playing in head

Artisanal upvotes

There are dozens of us!

…but how do they work?

“Everyone liked that”

“Alexa, bring me a beer”

Check out Valetudo. It turns supported robo vacuums into local only devices. Works amazingly well and integrates with Home Assistant for the whole tech nerd cloudless smart home experience.

Oh look, it’s Mt. Fuji. Again.