This got the most updoots, it’s NSFW though

This gets the most horror from people (also VERY much NSFW, and it’s kinda confronting, but turn up the volume and have a laugh!)

Posting my depraved “performance art” and interacting with my fans in the comments

My woman trolling each other back and forth

A few regulars from Askredditafterdark

He wants a dictatorship, so does his orange puppet

Brace yourself, America, it’s going to get worse and it may not get better.

I’ve had good results upsetting the religious with anything vaguely scientific or mathematical

It was an idea in China

A awful idea

I never did in the first place

It always seemed weird and artificial to me

Is that what they mean when they say “have you found jeebus?”

I always say “how did you cunts lose him in the first place, he was nailed to a fucking plus-sign?”

They will vote to be hurt, so long as they think that the people they hate will be hurt worse

Seriously, the fact that he’s in charge of the health system is just a metaphor for the entirety of America

It’s just fucked.

Fundamentally broken, and the majority of people just shrug their shoulders.

The populace is like the elephant who was tethered to a small stake while young and doesn’t realise that it can rip it out now

You’re all beaten down from birth

I was passionately in love with a parasitic substance abuser

It was fun. By all the gods people have invented, it was fun. She was amazing at turning on the charm. All my friends were thrilled for me, saying how delightful she was

What they didn’t see was the manipulation, the abuse and expert-level twisting of everything to be either my responsibility or my fault

It all fell apart when I was busy working and she started using again. We weren’t angels. We drank (her drinking worried me, and that’s saying a lot given how fond of booze I am), we took drugs, we were playing very hard

If I hadn’t ended it, I know that it would have cost me everything. I was perilously close to doing things that would have cost me my career (which I did eventually anyway, but under quite different circumstances)

But without my “supervision”, she slipped back into getting high as soon as she was awake. I started to see why she was a child in an adult’s body

One day, her excuses for her shitty behaviour sounded even more hollow than usual, so I pulled the pin.

I learnt a lot. I’m glad it happened, but I wouldn’t do it again.

English, Maori, Japanese, Korean, Spanish

I’m just here to post my silly “performance art” (it’s porn, but not like most porn…)

Kiwi here

It’s a terrible cover

Absolutely fucking awful, and the whole band have done nothing original at all

Their cover of “Land of Confusion” was similarly shit, but less melodramatic

Me too

I irritate them for a while, then block them

They’re so hypocritical

They talk about everyone else being triggered, when the reality is that I pity them, and see them as victims of a system they celebrate while it hurts them.

That seems to enrage them even more…

Fewer conservative dickheads with a persecution fetish than reddit

They’re here, they’re already on the new Digg, but there aren’t as many of them. Yet…

They really hate it when they’re bigots and someone tells them that they’re a bigot

You’d be surprised…

If you have ever posted something vaguely critical of Trump, Elmo or nazis in another sub, then you may well have bots automatically remove your posts and comments on other subs

It turns out that there are plenty of people who are perfectly OK with nazis across many subreddits out there

Reddit has gone to shit

I agree, but my money is still on the gorilla

Gorilla

Their power to weight ratio is fucking wild, and they’re smart as hell

Haggis

They’re wrong, but I get it